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I’ll Marry You In Dog Years: A Before Max Prequel: How Sophie met Jack – Because Love Will Find A Way (Love, Laugh, Bark Book 0)

Am I Crazy For You? Maybe. Or maybe crazier for that taco you’re holding. When Sophie gets tackled over a taco, she wonders what kind of a crazy person would do such a thing. Meet ex-quarterback turned cop, Jack O’Donlan. He’s sexy, Irish, and willing to go to any lengths to get a date with...

Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin (The Peas and Carrots Series Book 1)

“An uplifting coming of age story for the mid-life crisis generation.” In this witty and humorous novel, Londoner Eric Sibley discovers his only inheritance is his father’s classic car — with one rather major string attached.  Life quickly becomes a chaotic kaleidoscope of heavy machinery mishaps, missed deadlines and grumpy pensioners as Eric is forced...

A Lonely Dog on Christmas

Christmas Day is fast approaching. For Beckham, the family bulldog, it means just another year of being ignored while chaos and mayhem reign throughout the house. In this holiday short story full of laughter and family dysfunction, Beckham narrates an ill-conceived plan to create an unforgettable landmark moment in order to reclaim the spotlight as...

Sam, Jake and Dylan Want Money: Episode 1 – Black Market Prawns

These are the adventures of Sam, Jake and Dylan, three degenerate losers who live on the 42nd floor of Hazy Towers, the worst apartment block in the known universe. They don’t have jobs, or buy food, or ever pay a single cent of rent to their spineless landlord, Mr Hayes, because it’s so much cheaper...

Cheeky Royal (Royals Undercover Book 1)

I never wanted the throne…I have a plan: find my long-lost brother & make him the prince so I don’t have to rule. The last thing I have time for is my sexy new neighbor. She’s everything I don’t want, sassy, funny and…not available.  That’s okay–I’m amazing best-guy-friend material.. Friends? Sure. Anything more? Definitely not.  All...

Down with the Dance (Middle School Mayhem Book 1)

Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series.   Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin’s brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all...

The Viscount’s Tempting Minx: Regency Romance Novella (Dukes of War Book 1)

Enjoy the laugh-out-loud first story in New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Erica Ridley’s fan-favorite Dukes of War regency romance series! Certain individuals might consider Lady Amelia Pembroke a managing sort of female, but truly, most people would be lost without her help. Why, the latest on-dit is that rakish Viscount Sheffield is...

Beatdown in Bangkok: A Stetson Jeff Adventure, Book 1 (The Stetson Jeff Adventures)

When fate brings the family business an offer that sounds just a little too good to be true, Jeff Stetson heads to the wild and wondrous city of Bangkok to take a closer look at their potential business partners. There he discovers that the world outside of Texas is full of surprises, friends, enemies, and...

75 Things You Should Know About Working in a Call Center: A Fun Look at Life on the Phones

This book is an in-depth look at what it is like to work on the phones in a call center. Fun, revealing and at times, shocking. Marsha tells it like it is to work 8 hours a day with headsets glued to your head.

Built For Abuse: Acting Monologues For Men

Playwright and screenwriter Joshua James has collected nearly fifty monologues for men from his plays THE MEN’S ROOM, TALLBOY WALKIN’, THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE and many more… for auditions, class study, solo performance and more… “Joshua James’ work is bold, intelligent and subversive. Read it. Then find a way to make it happen on stage. American...

The Lutheran Ladies’ Circle: Plucking One String

What happens when strong-willed women get tired of one person running everything?A sparkling, comic disregard for change.If you’re looking for a sweet book about dealing with change—this isn’t it. But you will laugh as a cast of lively characters push through conflicted times.The Lutheran Ladies are sassy, have “strong-spine” opinions, and have stepped out of...

Ordained Irreverence (Elmo Jenkins Book One)

An Amazon Kindle ‘Christian Fiction’ Bestseller with over 600 “Five Star” reviews! Elmo Jenkins is about to graduate from seminary with a masters degree in religious education and a minor in cynicism. When he lands an internship at a large metropolitan church, he quite literally stumbles his way through as he learns to baptize and...

Fields’ Guide to Abduction (The Poppy Fields Adventures Book 1)

Poppy Fields, Hollywood IT girl extraordinaire, agreed to a week at the newest, most luxurious resort in Cabo. After all, what’s better than the beach when a girl is feeling blue? When Poppy is abducted, she’ll need all her smarts, all her charm, and a killer Chihuahua, to save herself in this new series from...

Totlandia: Book 1 (Contemporary Romance): The Onesies – Fall

THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8. IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children’s playgroup in all of San Francisco. For...

Max E. James: Beach Bound (Volume 1)

Looking for a hilarious children’s book that is sure to have your young readers begging for the next chapter? Fans say this family-centered series has kids literally rolling on the floor laughing. Whether they’re just beginning chapter books or reading at an intermediate level, the short chapters are the perfect length for a bedtime story....

Friends With Partial Benefits: A Laugh Out Loud Sexy Romantic Comedy (Friends With Benefits Book 1)

When was the last time you actually laughed out loud reading a romantic comedy? Find out what the hell “Partial Benefits” really are and join the over 1,000,000 readers who’ve enjoyed this sexy and hilarious series starter. Over 500 Five Star Reviews “This book hooked me from the start. Not only is it funny, hot...

Year of the Chick (Book 1 in the Year of the Chick series)

[Book 1 in the “Year of the Chick” series. There’s a bit of a cliffhanger to end this book, but the sequel addresses any unanswered questions] An awkward family homecoming at Christmas. A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience. The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom. And that’s just...

The Madams of Mischief: A laugh-out-loud cozy (Doom Divas Humorous Cozy Series, #1)

D.J. Marty Sheffield just wants to live her quiet life in her quiet town while recovering from being left at the altar by up-and-coming country music star, Ricky Ray Riley. Destiny, and her sisters, Lady Luck and Fate, those Madams of Mischief, have other ideas, though. While babysitting her sister’s kids, Marty finds the body...

Flushed: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 1)

“I was unable to stop reading this absurd and awfully seductive tale of power, politics and poo. Most highly recommended.” -Readers’ Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW) Based on a very, very, very true story: During a summit, the President (unnamed, but it’s funny how we’re constantly asked: “Is it Trump?!”) faces his biggest challenge yet: A...

The Prince and I: A Romantic Mystery (The Royal Biography Cozy Mystery Series Book 1)

~The main mystery is solved in each book, although the romance runs from book to book. Some people may enjoy the books more by reading the series in order, but it is not necessary for understanding the standalone mysteries. Cheers!~Julie Sarff’s books are on my short list of indie books to read. Her books are...

Unconventional Fitness Tips: 30 of the Funniest, Smartest, Most Unforgettable Fitness Tips to Burn Fat, Build Muscle, and Get Lean

Here’s My Collection of the Best (and Most Hilarious) Fitness Tips and Quotes from the Top Trainers and Strength Coaches in the World  This is a collection of my favorite fitness quotes. I searched for the funniest, most inspirational, most motivational fitness tips out there.  This isn’t a list of rehashed, corny, “seen a million times...

The Winter (& Spring) of Our Discontent: “Don’t Let the Hodor Hit You on the Way Out” and selections from Full-Frontal Nerdity

The Winter (& Spring) of Our Discontent: Excerpts from Full-Frontal Nerdity Featuring an exclusive new essay: “Don’t Let the Hodor Hit You on the Way Out” Winter is here, and we’re all a bunch of snowflakes. But what can actual snowflakes teach us about being more reasonable? And how is Hodor a cautionary tale for...

Something Borrowed (Something Borrowed Series Book 1)

She’s the jilted bridezilla. He’s the commitment-phobe best man. Can they work together for the sake of their businesses? Or should they avoid each other for the sake of their sanity? Chloe Cassidy has fallen out of love with love. Which, for a wedding planner, is a highly inconvenient turn of events. When her longtime...

Guinness World Records 2013 Gamer’s Edition – Sample Chapter

Welcome to this sample ebook chapter of the Guinness World Records Gamer’s Edition, readable on all devices but specifically formatted to be read on most smartphones! These selected features have been specifically designed for all ereading devices to give you a flavor of the full action-packed Gamer’s Edition 2013 available now in physical and ebook...

The Old Man at the End of the World: Bite No. 1

The end is nigh…. and Gerald Stockwell-Poulter has had quite enough of it already. Pesky business altogether. All this hiding and running about. Makes Brexit look like a doddle. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the ‘zompocalypse’ and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody...

Working On It (The Persimmon Series Book 1)

Meet Rebecca Banks. Intelligent. Inexperienced. In trouble. She wants someone who already has the perfect girlfriend. But when Evan decides to end his long-term relationship, will Rebecca be brave enough to take a chance on him? Can he see past her shortcomings? Can she? Rebecca’s got a long list of flaws. But she’s working on...

Who Likes Short Shorts

In 2012 Pete Sortwell did something no one had ever done before: he wrote a book based entirely on Amazon product reviews. The book was so successful, he wrote a series. The series was so successful, he spent the next year releasing other projects he’d been working on. Now, for the first time the stories...

Always You (The Agency)

THIS IS A SHORT STORY SET IN THE AGENCY UNIVERSE The Agency series is based in London and set in the exciting world of advertising. Following the intertwined lives of a group of kickass career women, the series is a heartwarming mix of angsty romance and laugh-out-loud humour. He fell in love with the one...

The Ridiculously Divine Comedy: A Sample of True Tall Tales

Laugh-Out-Loud Faith! Looking for tall tales to tickle your funny bone and encourage you in God’s purpose and calling? Then you will love this ebook-only sample of true stories from actor and comedian Torry Martin! Whether dealing with pythons in South Africa, Toto the puppet in Seattle, or reindeer in Alaska, Torry shares his blunders...

When The Sun Shines: A Novella (The Liverpool Series)

If only life was fair.  Josie wouldn’t have to pretend to be happy. She’d stop buying clothes from catalogues to cheer herself up, and she wouldn’t have to hide the bills. All she wants is a room of her own, but she’s got more chance of flying to the moon on a homemade space wagon...

It’s Alive!: The Science of B-Movie Monsters (Chicago Shorts)

The B-movie monster—be it gap-toothed gorilla, ripped-from-time dinosaur, overstretched arachnid, or another outrageous anthropomorphic fantasy—has thrilled moviegoers for decades, and firmly sunk its claws into popular culture. In It’s Alive!, Michael LaBarbera delves into the science behind these characters’ construction, from the biology surrounding tyrannosaurid postures in Jurassic Park and King Kong to the questionable...

The Keys to my Diary: Fern — A humorous island romance!

Hi, there! Would YOU like to take a peek in my diary? Wait, we haven’t been introduced. My name is Fern, and by some wonderful stroke of good luck, I live in the beautiful, tropical Florida Keys. My life is wacky, often wild, and always entertaining. From my love-hate relationship with the book, The Secret,...

Diary of a Minecraft Enderman Ninja – Book 1: Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction Diary Series (Skeleton Steve … Collection – Elias the Enderman Ninja)

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 16,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game! ON SALE! – Elias was a young Enderman. And he was a NINJA. As an initiate of the Order of the Warping Fist, Elias...

Trouble In A Tight Dress (Six Points Security Book 1)

Marine veteran Austin Flint knows all about trouble. He fought it in Afghanistan, and now he battles it at home as the head of Six Points Tactical & Security. In his line of work, he can’t afford to be distracted by anything…or anyone, and that includes Nina Petrov, his cyber security expert. She’s got a...

My Best Friend’s Brother (MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER ~ YA Romantic Comedy Book 1)

WILL THEIR LOVE SURVIVE? Book One in the MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER Series ( YA Contemporary Romance / Romantic Comedy ) – CONTENT WARNING Contains bawdy humor, non-graphic sexual content and some strong language. – When Lilly announced that her estranged brother is coming to live with her, Adonia was shocked–she had no idea her...

Mango Cake and Murder: A Funny Quick Read Culinary Mystery (Mom and Christy’s Cozy Mysteries Book 1)

What do you get when you combine mango cake, murder, and Mom? An unlikely recipe for a better life! When Mom convinces Christy to ditch her “lousy” job and help with the catering business, their fledgling partnership suffers a few setbacks. One of them can’t cook, they’re short a catering van, and the guest of...

Wanna Get Lucky? (The Lucky O’Toole Vegas Adventure Series Book 1)

“Evanovich…with a dash of CSI.” – Publishers Weekly (review of Lucky Stiff) Everyone Has a Hidden Talent For Lucky O’Toole it’s murder…solving it. Surviving in Sin City takes cunning, a pair of five-inch heels, and a wiseass attitude. Lucky has mastered them all and has a pair of legs she uses to kick butt and...

Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Best Jokes for Kids Book 1)

Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes You will giggle so hard at these funny knock knock jokes for kids. There are over 100 super-funny and hilarious knock knock jokes created to make you laugh! Over 100 knock knock jokes Excellent for early readers Fun for kids, teens, or adults From the book… Knock knock!Who’s there?Manny!Manny...